Profane poetry! (continued)

Wow! That was quite a lay,

And I didn't even have to pay.

God has been kind to me today;

Hope I can keep the guilt at bay.

Whilst she was making some tea,

I tried my best to see,

If this was really me

Or some crazy-ass fantasy.

She floated across and said:'My dear,

You may choke a tear;

You have nothing to fear,

For I was never even here'!

I woke up on a Hospital bed,

'I was hallucinating', the nurses said.

I think I surely am losing my head,

And to top it all, I am newly-wed:)

P.S- In the words of Lt. Aldo Raine-   "I think this just might be my masterpiece".